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Ninja 250 Rally @ The Dragon Day 12 (The end)

Posted in Life's worth, Lifestyle, Ninja 250, Travel with tags , , on 09/15/2011 by Dandooligan

Aug. 10th I wake up around 11am in my own bed in a fog. At first I think it’s a dream. That sounds cliché, but it really does. I walk down to the garage and check the bike. Yup, it’s there, and yup, it’s still burned and broken. I’m awash in confusion. What do I do now? For the past 11 days I’ve had a clear purpose and mission every day. Tomorrow I go back into dulldrom. What do I do now? I make some food and lounge around, while my mind adjusts to familiar yet distant surroundings. I’ve met so many people, seen so many things, experienced so much, this feels like a completely different world. I think this is what soldiers go through when they reintegrate back into daily life, only on a much smaller scale. I’m glad for the understanding this brings me, even it’s just an ounce to a soldier’s ton.

NOTE: I’m very patriotic and supportive of our troops. I’ve tried to join the military 3 times, but have chickened out each time providing myself silly and empty excuses, finally resigning to the fact that I will never join up. I just don’t have the right stuff, but I will always admire and support those who do. Read more »

Ninja 250 Rally @ The Dragon Day 11

Posted in Life's worth, Lifestyle, Ninja 250, Travel with tags on 09/14/2011 by Dandooligan

Aug. 9th. I sleep in late because I have to wait for the shops to open. I’m rolling about 9:30 and see a Lowe’s on my way out of Shawnee, so I pull a u-turn at the next exit and go back. At the Lowe’s I spend about an hour trying and testing various bolts, and end up with a ½ bolt through my rear-set, a solid substitute for a peg, really…. Apparently the Lowe’s in Shawnee, OK opens at 7am, and not 9am like most others, so keep that in mind if you ever break a peg half-way through Oklahoma…

Fixed! The wire is just to keep the bottom piece of the footpeg on all the way home.

Yup, solid, and mostly in line...

I-40, blegh. I-35 Blegh. Wichita, KS, I’ve heard so much about you! Blegh, and you’re stupid toll road is confusing, so I just ride around the booth and keep going…. Oh look, Salina, KS, again! Blegh. I-70 East. Blegh, Blegh, Blegh. I know, whine, whine, whine, bitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan. Just STFU and HTFU (Harden the F$&* up). So I do and keep rolling. About an hour before dusk I hit the Colorado border. Oh what a sweet perfume the air has about it! I swear Colorado smells better than any other state. And what a welcoming I receive! Dragon Flies as long as your hand is wide, and bird feasting on them! Why couldn’t the feast/slaughter happen 100 yards to either the left or right of the interstate? I’m dodging dragon flies and birds the way Johnny Depp dodged bats in the intro of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, except these birds and bugs are real!

For a second I was glad to see this sign, and then I was not. But I did forget to get a pic of it on the way through the first time, so at least I got that.

Some wickedly beautiful clouds through Kansas. The power that be started smiling on me here, providing shade and a bit of a breeze to lighten the spirits.

A year late, a bike short. Dedicated to Sasha.

I manage to not hit a single one and continue on my merry way. The sun is dropping fast and I back-off my speed to a much-less-likely-to-get-pulled over number on the speedo and chill. Not far now, almost home…. In Burlington I pull off for some gas, a snack and a stretch, I’ve only got 2 hours of riding left… Right before I turn the 250 off prior to getting gas, the oil light comes on… WTF NOW?! After filling up I check the oil level and she’s a quart low… Hrm…. So I fill her up with some Rotella they had at the gas station and off we go to HOME! Oh, what a sweet sound that is, I can almost feel my own bed underneath me… The Mile High City is not a particularly beautiful city, and the roads in and around it are abysmal, but oh man, it’s my beacon of solace this night!

I almost die on impact as the road crews have closed off US-36 and not provided adequate signage, but instead come to a screeching stop not 2 inches off the back wheel of the only other rider I’ve found tonight… He looks at me in what I perceive as a mix of “If you ran into me I would’ve pulverized whatever was left of you”, and “holy shit, that almost killed me too” look. Traffic, traffic, blegh, construction traffic! I meander this way and that on the backstreets, trying to find my home…. Ugh, this road is closed off, that road is a detour, blah, blah, blegh. I find my home and as I get off the bike I stand next to her for 5 minutes, still, with my eyes closed. We made it lady, we made it, and you were fantastic! My mind is too busy to do anything else, so the entire trip comes streaming down on me like a water fall and it takes me some time to get everything unloaded and put away. As I crash face first onto my bed after a hot shower, there is only one thought etched in my mind: I’M HOME.

For most people, the adventure would end here. On previous trips I’ve taken, this is usually where it ends, but not on this trip….

Ninja 250 Rally @ The Dragon Day 10

Posted in Life's worth, Lifestyle, Ninja 250, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , on 09/13/2011 by Dandooligan

I met this dude on an early stop through TN. Totally nice guy, forgot his name thought. I love being a rider, we're all friends in the end.

Aug. 8th. I get rolling about 7am and its nice and cool this morning. Looks to be a great day then! Well, as “great” as super slab can be anyway… I think Interstates should be thought of as their own entities and not as another road through a place, because invariably, no matter which number follows the “I”, an interstate is always a dull, boring road filled with nothing but people wanting to be someplace else. I think of interstates as the desolate wastelands of this beautiful country, and should be placed in a separate category of “never visit” which would also include places like Kansas, Missery (Missouri), and soon to discover, Arkansas and Oklahoma.

Memphis visitor center!

The King! They yelled at me for jumping onto the platform for the photo... Damn hooligan.

The other King...

I stop in Memphis for a quick photo with the King (Elvis Presley), and then through Arkansas (Little Rock was a disappointment), and Oklahoma where it’s just as hot and miserable as my coming through Kansas a week ago! Gosh, a week… only a week… really? It’s unbelievable! It seems so far away! This trip is definitely turning into something where the sum of its parts are much greater than itself!

Yea, nothing really here...

Almost 40 miles outside of Oklahoma City, my stopping point and goal for the day my butt is done. It can’t take anymore and I’ve run out of positions… At the dragon I saw a guy ride side-saddle and thought I’d give it a shot… He was on a pre-gen (1988-2007) ninja though, which as a banana seat (one long seat for both the rider and passenger), and he had not the luggage setup which I have. So, I’m going 80mph and I stand up as I’ve done at points along this entire trip. I lift my left leg off the peg and have it just over the seat in front of my right leg (and usually it goes behind and underneath) and my right foot drops out underneath me. I plunk in a dazzled state back onto the seat. WTF just happened?

Still at speed I lean off the bike and look at my footpeg. It has sheared and is dangling by the return spring. GREAT! WTF do I do now? I’m almost there, I’m hot, I’m tired, I’m sore and now I’m screwed! I’ve never stopped a motorcycle with just one leg before…. Well, I guess there’s always a first, eh? So I coast to a stop on the luckily very-wide shoulder, getting as far away from traffic as I can, just in case I fall over with the bike. My right foot drags along the ground for almost ¼ mile as I try and get a feel to anticipate what’s going to happen once I stop. I come to dead stop and balance the bike for a few milliseconds before nudging it onto my right foot. OK, this works, sorta. I stand up to unpinch my left leg and everything goes wonky. Before I know it I’m standing beside the bike clenching it tightly to keep it and myself from falling over. Well, I guess that went OK, not sure what happened there, but OK. I put the kick-stand down and take a look-see… How the hell am I going to repair this?

I can ride into OK City on my frame slider and torture my butt some more, but I can’t ride 700 miles back to CO in the same fashion. Well, get to OK City first, and then worry about tomorrow. So I strap the peg onto itself with the left-over audio wire I had from the initially chain incident on the first day. Initial tests show the repair to be an abysmal failure and just goes to show that quantity has nothing on quality! So I start limping into OK City with my right foot on my frame slider and big fat drops of rain start pelting at my helmet. I can feel them sting through my leathers.

Broken

Still Broken...

These big fat drops of rain then turn into hail. Really? Really? Who did I piss off? And what did I do? Because as sure as I’m in pain and fed up with life, I will never do again whatever it is that I did to deserve this…. I pull into a rest stop and underneath a little tee-pee bench thing to hide form the hail. I call the parents and let them know what’s up, being that they’re waiting for my check-in call from the motel. “That’s fine, call us when you get to a motel” is my mom’s answer. WTF?! She’s not freaking out and just gonna let me handle the situation?! WIN! But on the other hand I’m a bit disappointed that she’s not freaking out, having grown so used to it and the care which it signifies.

Abysmal

Not feeling it.

Weird aberation of the camera, but I felt this way absolutely.

Taking a nap, waiting for the hail to go away.

Once the hail stopped I get back on the road and find a Motel 8 in Shawnee, OK where I crash for the night. While speaking with the parents on the phone about the situation, and having a smoke while sitting on the ground looking at my bike and thinking about how I’m going to fix this mess an idea hits me like an iron frying pan from the heavens…. A shower and I hop in bed for a planned later start tomorrow….

Ninja 250 Rally @ The Dragon Day 9

Posted in Life's worth, Lifestyle, Ninja 250, Travel on 09/12/2011 by Dandooligan

Aug. 7th Momaru and I get up later than we had planned, having drank and chatted too much the night before and miss our rendezvous with Oroboros for some early morning higher-speed runnings, but end up taking a few dashes back and forth with some mixed results. Once the crowds roll in, we follow a group out and I see a passenger in very little gear (but with a helmet on) pull up her shirt right in front of a photographer! Must make sure to look at ALL the Killboy photos from this day…

The much smaller group who met up on Sunday. The Dam just below the Dragon.

After we chill at the pull-out for a little while, our small group pulls out for some more scenic riding, and it is gorgeous! I love this area, but it’s hot, and I’m not gonna miss sweating like this while standing in what otherwise feels like a perfectly normal 80F day… This humidity is killer! We have our fun and Momaru and I decide to take a similar route home, which means we can enjoy the last lunch together before splitting off and each going our own ways.

A local waterfall hang out in the Smokey Mountain National Park. The scenery was fantastic! The shrubbery was good too.

Lunch is tasty and lots of maps and figurings of how to get home… After lunch I follow Momaru, with his superior sense of direction, but he pulls off not 2 miles from where we last stopped and lets me know he thinks I’m going the wrong way, based off of a sign we just passed. His internal compass has proven to be much more accurate than mine, so agree I do and we separate with a quick goodbye. I don’t like goodbyes, it feels like I know this guy, and many of the others much better than many friends I have at home, and my eyes tear easily, so off onto the road where nobody can witness my poor pathetic composure…. I’m gonna miss them for sure!

I’m back into commuter mindset. Nashville, here we come! Starting at 3:00pm Nashville should be nothing but a thing! Through the back roads, traffic, blegh. I hit Pigeon Forge right at rush-hour, and it’s abysmal. The worse traffic I have been in yet, in my entire riding career…. But the architecture makes the time in stop-and-go a bit easier to bear… I see pirate ships, upside-down hotels and adult playhouses… This is a regular little Las Vegas right here in TN! Wow!

Through Pigeon Forge and onto I-40. Not 6 minutes on the interstate and there I see a blue Ninja 250 coming in the opposite lane. After I barely get a waive in to this Ninja I realize that it was Momaru, and his compass had sent each of us in opposing directions. So much for all the planning over lunch! I break into a riotous laughter inside my helmet. Later, we would exchange messages on-line and laugh about it some more. The rest of this day is boring: I-40 to Nashville and crash at a Knight’s Inn fairly early with the aim on an early start the next day. Now, the long journey home, and the adventure is not over yet…

Nashville, TN! The trip home is gonna be a sinch. Or is it?

Ninja 250 Rally @ The Dragon Day 8

Posted in Life's worth, Lifestyle, Ninja 250, Travel with tags , , , , , , , on 09/09/2011 by Dandooligan

Special Harley Fuel... pfft!

Aug 6th. Right, the day has arrived! Time to cover the last 30 or so miles to the Dragon, and enjoy the moto mecca I’ve been pilgrimaging towards up till now. Eric and I rise almost slowly, but reasonably early. He leads me the back way to the Dragon. We pass a gas station with premium fuel specifically for Harleys. I giggle. Finally, I see the sign warning semi’s to consider other routes and I know we’re there. Read more »

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