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Joke: The Old Rancher

Posted in Jokes/Entertainment with tags , , , , on 11/09/2011 by Dandooligan

I did not write this, but thought it was funny enough to share. Please pass it on!

THE OLD RANCHER
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
marrying a ‘mail order’ bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be.
Tom proudly said, ‘She’ll be twenty-one in November.’
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old
man.
Wanting his old friend’s remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out
on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
‘How’s the new wife?’, asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, ‘Good – she’s pregnant.’
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, ‘And
how’s the hired hand?’
Tom said, ‘She’s pregnant too.’
Don’t underestimate old guys .

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